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The Small World of Pan: A Fateful Story Behind This Special Singing Oil Drum Lid
The world of pan is small, and one is constantly reminded of this fact whenever one has the chance encounter with another individual who is involved with the steelpan in one of its various incarnations. In this particular instance, yours truly had the fateful fortune of stumbling upon a throwback gem of a steelpan-handpan hybrid made years ago by ''Phantom'' of Innersound. This pan was made so long ago that the owner, who goes by the name of Sapphire, forgot Phantom's name by the time I met him. A True Steelpan Story While traveling to the west side of...
Phoenix Handpan Care and the Need for a Moratorium on the Proliferation of Satanic Symbolism in the Steelpan Industry
For the second time in less than a week, a new handpan related outfit is blatantly promoting yet more satanic symbolism in the steelpan industry. In our last article, we discussed Spirit Handpans and the debut of their downright disgusting menstruating vagina laced logo, and how the handpan industry has reached a new low by virtue of this debut, especially in light of the fact that Spirit Handpans has yet to put one single instrument on the market. Phoenix Handpan Care has been quick to follow suit with the debut of their satanic logo without having any actual product available...
Spirit Handpans Heralds a New Low For the Handpan as the First FemiNazi, Vagina Promoting Maker on the Horizon, Plus the Asheville, NC Pagan Pan Connection
Whether or not to write this particular article has been a cause of immense internal debate at KaribPAN for the sole reason being that although we have been accused by some readers as being a reckless steelpan outfit with ''no limits'' concerning our critical articles focusing on the steelpan industry, sexual lewdness as it relates to the marketing of steelpan makers never occurred to us until we were advised of the following press release promoting the arrival of a new handpan maker on the scene. This announcement comes before even their first instrument has been unveiled, and the maker describes...
15 Stellar Calypso Steelpan Anthems that Became Standards and Helped to Cement the Pan in Caribbean Culture
The steelpan has become huge force in Caribbean culture due in large part to the many calypsonians of Trinidad who have made the steelpan and the sub-culture surrounding it the topic of some of their legendary records. The most noteworthy and prolific calypsonian who simultaneously brought the steelpan to the forefront of Caribbean culture along with his anthems was the undisputed Grand Master of Calypso, Lord Kitchener. From road marches to party anthems, Lord Kitchener composed numerous gems of steelpan anthems consistently for decades. With this being the case, the majority of anthems listed here are composed by Kitch. Pan...
More Highfalutin Flunkies of the Satanic Handpan Agenda: Colin Foulke, Vision Instruments, MEU and Sew HandPan
Over the past few months until this present moment in time, our exercises in decoding the rampant satanic/nazi/pagan symbolism within the handpan industry have become rather elementary. This is to say that once we removed the demonic veil of the handpan industry and exercised and exposed the many demons and devils that thrive within the industry, at this point, a casual observer can plainly see the satanic symbolism that is present everywhere one happens to look across the handpan landscape. In part 2 of our ''High Falutin Flunkies of the Satanic Handpan Agenda'' series we are going to do another...